You know you are a mom when you hear:
"Watch me throw up so I don't get scared."
"You did my homework wrong."
"How did the baby get in your belly?"
"Today is opposite day so when you say no, you really mean yes..."
"Mommy, I am scared. Can I sleep in your bed?"
"Baby is poopy...and it is falling onto the floor."
"What's for dinner? I hate that!!"
"When I grow up, I am going to marry you!"
"What is an adult video store?"
"When I am a mom, I'm not going to make my kids clean their rooms!!!"
"I love you more than anyone else in the whole world."
You know you're a mom when you say:
"Did you wipe good?"
"Don't eat the dog food!"
"You are really smelly. You need a bath."
"Yes, you have to put clothes on to go to the store."
"No, boys can't have babies."
"That just means Ruffus (the dog) likes Katy (friend's dog), A LOT!"
"Dont suck your boogers!"
"No, you can't wear undies that are peed in."
"Your butt cheeks are so cute!!"
"1......2......2 1/2...."
5 comments:
This was soo cute! I love it! Found you over at Frugal Mom Knows Best!
So true. Very cute. Visiting you from Frugal Mom knows Best. I'm now a follower.
Okay, that is hilarious! I love it! why do we bother with 2 1/2? Is it because the punishment seems to take SO MUCH effort?
hahahaha those are great!
Did you wipe good. I Say it more than I want to. I Have always tried to not know/think about what people are doing in the privacy room, but now I have to ask. I always get more details than I want to know.
Love this post!
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