Doctors,,,,

Maybe I've put this out there before but if I did it was years ago and it is worth bringing up again.

I hate going to the dentist.

No, I really hate it.

In fact, if given the choice between a dentist and a gynecologist, I would choose the gyno any day!!

No, really. I would.

And do you want to know what makes it worse?

If you know someone from the dentist office, outside the dentist office.

Like that person goes to  church with you.

And lives a few houses down.

And plays in your Bunco group.

I hate it.

My rational mind tells me, "...it's no big deal." ...and "she doesn't even care." and "You are just being paranoid."

But my irrational self, aka my normal self. says, "She's staring at my teeth." and "My mouth grosses her out." and "No...really...she is staring at my teeth."

It is weir that my dentist worker is staring at my teeth, but really, I am the only one that notices THAT.

But if she was my gynecologist and she was looking at my..... other area, then whoa! Stop that now you weirdo!

See.

Gyno over dentist any day!

Random thoughts from my commute

I see dead people.

 

Just kidding. I don't. 

I prefer it that way.

 

Dead people are cold.

And lifeless.

And rather quiet.

 

Technically, 

I know some living people

like that so...

 I guess I do see dead people.

 

...........

........

 

How do they do it?

 

Morticians.

 

They don't just have to see dead people.

They have to handle them.

And drain them.

And make them look like an alive person.

 

**Side note:

Do you think it is harder to make a dead person look alive

or make an alive person look dead?? **

 

In my mind,

morticians are literally the only people who can say

 "I get paid to see dead people."

 

If you think about it,

 any of us can see dead people.

I think it would be more of a shocker to say...

"I see people who are dead and buried walking around.

And guess what. They talk to me."

 

That would be cool.  

 

But only if they weren't the rotting type.

Like if they looked like they did when they were alive

and not mid-decomposition.

 

 And if I could talk to someone who was dead but looked alive

...and didn't smell, because I can only imagine...

I wouldn't wish it was someone famous.

 

Not me.

 

If I had my choice, I would want to talk to

Frieda Zuther.

 

She is my husband's great-grandmother who immigrated from Germany.

I know she had a three sisters and a two brothers.

I know she lived on a farm, 20 miles from town.

I know all her neighbors were family.

 

I really want to know this woman.

 

Yes.

 If I saw dead people

....with the above stipulations...

she would be the one.