Hello all!
We finally had snow! Enough to get a two hour delay but not so much that it wasn't melted by the end of the day. Gotta love NM weather.
Last week, Hubs had to travel for work for 3 days. When he arrived at the hotel, he realized that he hadn't brought any toothpaste. No biggie. He ran to Wal-Mart and grabbed a new tube and a few other things and hurried back to the hotel.
Well, as he got ready for bed, he pulled out his new toothpaste and began brushing his teeth. But something didn't feel right. "Meh," he thought. ('Meh' is deaf for shrugging one's shoulders.)
"Meh," he thought, as he grabbed some water and went to bed.
But as he was brushing his teeth to leave the next morning, he knew something wasn't right. His mouth felt extremely thick and sticky. His lips began sticking to his teeth. "What the...what?" ('What the...what' is deaf for Why are my lips sticking to my teeth!')
He decided to take a closer look.
"Adhesive Gel."
You know that stuff people use to keep their dentures stuck to their gums...yeah...that is what he was using to brush his teeth. Hahahaha.
That's one way to get lock jaw.
6 comments:
Oh Stef!!!!!! I LOVE your blog! Keep writing. I have missed it!
Bah ha ha! Awful, but hilarious.
At least it wasn't hemorrhoid cream. :)
LOL! Seriously, LOL!
HAH! Oh well...
Oh no! That would be awful! My sister said she once heard that hemorroid cream was good to use for eye cream. Until her eyes tightened up to the point she could barely see! Like teeny, tiny slits! What a crazy girl! LOL! Glad she is ok! I know we should not laugh but really this is priceless too! Thanks for the smiles.
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